wizardsandhijack: hospitalf0rsouls: Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God… did Mary have a little lamb? you broke the world
So I was watching some old TV shows the other day...
baby-purple: Suzie crabgrass- From Ned’s declassified school survival guide Then Now- Ned Bigby Cookie Jennifer aka Moze Loomer Coconut Head Gordo from lizzie mcguire Larry Suite life of Zack and Cody- Esteban Zack Cody The Twins Wizards of Waverly place- Justin (OMFG!!) Max Zoey 101- Dena Dustin Lola ...
hipsterinatardis: Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
k-hiq: hikaribakuras: holyjazspers: horton hears a huh horton hears a what horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady HORTON HEARS NOTHING HORTON IS AS DEAD AS THIS JOKE horton hears a hater
A Clitoris is actually an undeveloped penis; since...
agentasshole: therealsourpatchninja: fumetsushinju: dope-ass-cuban: soramora: ass-sexual: sherlock—kun: kcc0: mooooonbear: That’s also why guys have nipples. wow i actually didn’t know that I…what. SCIENCE BIOLOGY! XD How does anyone not already know this? ^
The Seven Shittiest Sins
Greed: I want shit
Envy: I want your shit
Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
Pride: I am the shit